Other Candy to SexualizeNow that the Green M&M has gone through an extreme makeunder, what other candies are getting you horned up?Jan 31, 2022Jan 31, 2022
JANUARY HOROSCOPESEverything is absolutely meaningless and you know I’m not joking.Jan 5, 2019Jan 5, 2019
Published inPickle ForkNOVEMBER HOROSCOPESThey say November is a time to be thankful but honestly I don’t get it.Nov 5, 20181Nov 5, 20181
Published inPickle ForkOctober HoroscopesThere’s no telling when your death will happen, but at least you can constantly lie awake at night in fear of it!Oct 2, 2018Oct 2, 2018
Published inPickle ForkSEPTEMBER HOROSCOPESTry not to get your soul sucked into a mirror for all eternity.Sep 4, 2018Sep 4, 2018
Published inPickle ForkMAY HOROSCOPESAlways err on the side of caution with horoscopes, you’ll be glad you’re living enveloped by crippling fear!May 1, 20181May 1, 20181
